Anruf Techniker:

Techniker: Hi there – are you busy?

Frau N: No, I’m looking out of the window, enjoying the view and eating chocolate.

Techniker: Ok then, can I just log onto your machine again to do some testing?

Frau N: Sure, let me just close twitter, the blog-thing, the music-thing and all the terribly confidential stuff and compromising e-mails I keep in my inbox first...

Techniker: Haha. (klickt herum, vermutlich böse grinsend). Sooooooo let’s check your browser history, haha...

Frau N: umph...

Techniker: Oh. Erm. You were not joking.

Frau N: No. No jokes in this office.

Techniker: Erm – and are you really eating chocolate?

Frau N: Yessir.

Techniker: Oh my god – why can’t I be you?!