(Was zunächst geschah - und wie viele Koffer Fra H für ihren Shoppingzwang benötigt - erfahren Sie hier!)



H: Well, each person takes one suitcase, that’s 3 and there’s one suitcase for the dog, because she has a lot of things.

N: But you don’t need to pack other humans’ suitcases. Only the dog’s because she has paws and no thumb, so it is difficult for her. But your husband and your kid have thumbs, they can do their own packing.

H: But but you know what the problem is.

N: No, I don't know what the problem is.

H: Okay, I'm gonna explain it to you. Of course I can say if I don't pack, then it's not my problem if you miss things, but we will be on the island, and people who pack wrongly will complain the entire day.

N: You just ignore that. Take headphones. You only have a problem if someone wears your size but your husband doesn’t…

H: The kid wears my sweaters!

N: Then tell him to stop that.

H: Just a moment I need to micro-manage someone to my right.

N: Oh, the commune again, hello everyone!

Mr. H: Hello, hello!

N: Oh and the dog, poor thing without thumbs. Anyway. You wanted to ask me a question and the question was probably not “should I pack the suitcases for other humans with thumbs or not”.

H: I’ve forgotten my question.

N: Was it about food maybe?

H: No, you interrupted me and then I said something about food and New Year but I wanted to ask you something else, I don’t remember – oh yes I do! On your birthday you appeared to me like a person who was planning to broaden her horizon, to explore more, you know, with regards to nail colors.

N: Oh yes, absolutely.

H: And yesterday when I was at Rossmann, because you see I go shopping every single fucking day…

N: I know. This is because of your shopping addiction.

H: No, I don’t think so, it’s just that we always need stuff, like yesterday I needed to have the little bags where I can put the presents in. So I need them and I have to go to Rossmann because this is where you buy them. And I was looking for things for the holidays for myself and other humans, I felt so chrismasy, I wanted nail polish that is really red. Only really red. So I looked at the shelf of the nail polish that we usually buy and thought “I have to concentrate now” and then I saw a color that was really red and I took it and looked at it and guess what it was called? “Really Red”. So my question was, do you want “Really Red”?


(Und ob ich wirklich Wirklich Rot möchte erfahren wir morgen.)